Rodeo Demotivational Poster
REAL MEN -
INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.
THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.
RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860
3 SECONDS LATER - Faceplant decided to keep his day job
I GET NO KICK FROM CHAMPAGNE - GRAIN ALCOHOL DOESN'T THRILL ME AT ALL.
THE RODEO - Zach never rode another bull after the accident. Not because he suffered any serious injuries but because he involuntarily yelled out MOMMY and can never show his face again
FAILURE BENEFITS -